'Secret Talents of the Stars'

Ben Stein, renaissance man

His secret talent: Oddly enough, Ben Stein could be the closest thing to "A-list" we're going to see on this show. He'll be dancing the jitterbug while simultaneously causing the casting department at "Dancing with the Stars" to smack their foreheads in frustration.

His super-secret talent: Stein has taken attendance in "Ferris Bueller," written speeches for Nixon and Ford, given away his own money on a game show and even shilled eye drops. There are no secrets left to tell.