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Tom Bergeron, Host of “Dancing with the Stars”

Like it or not, we live in one nation, under “Dancing with the Stars.” Excessive Paso Doble, unwelcome D-list renaissances, Carrie Ann, Bruno, even Len…it would all be forgivable if it weren’t for mediocre MC Tom Bergeron.

We think of him sort of like that weird uncle who makes inappropriate, sexually charged puns. But instead of just once or twice a year, Tom comes into your home on a weekly basis. And so the mystery of how people become professional TV hosts deepens…