Dear rappers: Please. Stop. Acting.

Vanilla Ice

The Mistake: "Cool as Ice"

Scenario: The nice girl in school gets caught up with a rebel (Vanilla Ice) with a neon-yellow motorcycle and a wicked fade.

Rapper-Turned-Failure: Essentially a big bucket of terrible, Vanilla Ice flails through this mess of a movie while wearing clothes resembling North Face tents. Nowhere near as good as his appearance in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze."