Sexy Mental Patient
$55.95, Yandy.com
I submit that this costume doesn't go far enough in furthering the “crazy girls are hot” meme. Buy the sexy straitjacket, then supplement your look with a Hannibal Lecter face mask and a portable electroshock device. For the coup de grace, smear feces on the wall of the bar bathroom (a few establishments have already done the work for you), chase your sedatives with a Jaegerbomb and give that slut who maybe glanced at your boyfriend a beatdown.
